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ARRRRGH!!! We’re all gonna die!!!! The prediction of fail for 2012

2009-11-02T00:10:00.000-08:00

ARRRRGH!!! We’re all gonna die!!!! The prediction of fail for 2012

Yes, unfortunately we are all going to end up under the tears of people who loved us; yerp we are all gonna die anyway! So don’t feel sorry for yourself, the closest person next to you is going to have the same ending!! Uhmm back to the subject…

Okay, you’ve probably already come across the previous failures of the prediction of the end of the world. But seriously, whoever said that man-kind can predict our extinction; and to be fair, whoever said man-kind can predict our extinction but fail.

Y2k, sometime in 2008 and other dates as I remember the world was meant to end, and now 2012. I’ve heard of the quote “If at first you don’t succeed, dust yourself off and try again”; but can these scientists (or just these other beliefs) just stop with their lame predictions and just give up! Don’t they get the point? Is it that hard to realize that it is impossible for man-kind to predict the Revelation?!

Someone should just smother their mouths; according to the Bible it is said that Jesus will come unexpected. For those atheists etc. well you still have your common sense right?? If they’ve failed so many times, what is telling you that they won’t fail this time? (What is telling you that this time they’ll succeed at predicting?)

While they are predicting our time will end 2012, I’m predicting they’ll fail 2012!

Another reason why the world is not going to end 2012, is because I wouldn’t have graduated yet!! Fine we can cross that out! :(

Either way you should be living your life as if “Today was your Last Day” (Ha! Nickelback)

If you think you are suddenly and somehow to die in 2012 well go ahead and believe that… I’m certainly not stopping you! I’ll continue my way, if I am wrong, that would be some kind of fluke; but obviously science by then would be able to figure out the probability of that fluke.

Melbourne Storms gonna win!!!

2009-10-01T21:47:00.000-07:00

I think it's Sunday that Melbourne Storms are gonna trash the Parramatta Eels!! Well it has been confirmed (Just looked at the Melbourne Storms Webbie) Melbourne storms are versing Parramatta Eels on Sunday 4th of October 2009! I know, I know that Melbourne Storms have won the Grand Finals for like 3 years in a row! I went to the 2007 Grand Finals and they DID win!!! I took this photo there as well! It's not some pro's photo it's my amateur shot... hahaha!

All I know is Parramatta is definitely NOT going to win ;( Which means Storms are gonna win!!! I know there's many Storm fans because; on Hey Hey it's Saturday: Reunion, there were many Storms Shirts on!!!

GO STORMS!!!!!!!

How artist can you be? Yes I fail indeed :(

2009-09-19T03:42:00.000-07:00

Well as I am a fluent hater at school and hater of every subject; I usually get good marks. Last Semester that sadly changed, I know I'm not good at Art but that got rubbed in even more! I pretty much failed at a stupid essay on Picasso. I followed the criteria and I still failed! She said "It was too brief, poor work". I'm just like... "OH! I spent a whole 2 hours on that!!!" Which I must say isn't much since we had 2 weeks to complete it. *still thinks the essay was capable of a 'B'* I seriously dread and hate that teacher. I guess I can't be an average student all the time! .... DAMNIT!

I freeRUN NY

2009-08-09T02:37:00.001-07:00

I am in such awe so these guys! So cool... really! All the trick and all... so muscly and hot!!! You have got to watch it or you're a freak!!!

Quick watch it!!!

The ‘Blog’ is haunting me!!!

2009-08-08T04:02:00.000-07:00

You might be thinking I’m a nut case saying that “The ‘Blog’ is haunting me”; but I will prove all you haters wrong! Since I’m constantly trying to get readers of my blogs (But sadly failing) I am 24/7 trying to think of a blog to attract more readers. Even though I gave up on blogging about a month ago; whenever something not inspirational happens I immediately think of how I would be able to put it in a blog!

Now I am scarred by blogs and I will never be able to forget the face of fail blogs… someone just read my blogs so I can live without anymore misery!!!

-Support the Haunting Blog Foundation by reading this imbecile’s blogs-

Thank you,

Dorothy Teariki-Tautea

The Imbecile that is scared by Blogs

Get Free Cookies!*

2009-07-16T19:49:00.000-07:00

To do: Read Terms and Conditions of free cookies

Okay, I’m officially going desperate to get people to read my blogs now... *secretly cries to myself* WHY CAN’T YOU INTERNET FOOLS JUST READ MY BLOOMING BLOGS!!! Yes; I guarantee that I whole-heartedly will give every reader of my blogs a cookie… due to postage issues *cough* money I will be giving free cyber cookies (that’s why there is a little evil star above the exclamation mark on ‘cookies’).

Now it is indeed a different story if you read all my blogs and comment/rate/tell your friends about them (You don’t have to do all of them … only if you want to. *bulges eyes out* ßShould be cute) I will happily give you a free hug/kiss/high five [You can get one of each, just depends…]. Oh almost forgetting that it has to be ALL cyber role-played.

I know this seems like a lame and stupid way to gain readers; but who knows the wonders of cyber cookie distributing. All I know is that I’ll probably end up failing at doing this; which is totally unacceptable to me. I will keep doing everything I can to get miscellaneous [Damn I spelt that right for the first time] readers around the world. Even if I just get a couple of my friends to enjoy my writing I’ll be happy.

Well, up to it and start reading my blogs; and you will gain an extraordinary; genuine, cyber cookie of your choice. It’s all up to you now!

~~To do: Read Terms and Conditions of free cookies~~ Completed

You have successfully completed reading a blog, You may ask for your reward

Yo Gabba Gabba helped my family

2009-07-16T19:47:00.000-07:00

Here I am sitting in our entertainment room with my 4-years-old brother (typing on a laptop) happily watching ‘Yo Gabba Gabba’. As I am a professionally trained watcher of cartoons and kids shows; I would know what I’m talking about. Almost all of the children programmes that are created are supposed to be beneficial to children.

Even though the programme may have educational points it still does not help the child become more involved with it.

Yo Gabba Gabba has impressed me by making fun beats; colors and lyrics that are educational and can be remembered by kids. What I noticed is that the show uses a broad vocabulary; which teaches children some new words to use.

Yo Gabba Gabba helped my family with my 4-years-old brother. You see, my brother is a spoilt little tree. He gets what he wants, when he wants and does what he wants. This means my brother only eats a small variety of foods, he doesn’t like anything that doesn’t look yummy nor anything that is new to his taste buds.

One of the Yo Gabba Gabba episodes; showed kids to eat their vegetables. Even though I saw the episode months ago; my brother and I still remember the lyrics. It goes ‘You’ll like if you try it, you’ll if you try it’ this is where you’re meant to try it then it goes ‘You tried and now you like it, you tried it and now you like it’.

My mom and I first used these lyrics as a weapon when he didn’t want to eat sweet potato! So we sang the first bit of the song … that successfully got my bro to taste the potato. Surprisingly seconds later after tasting the sweet potato; my brother said he liked it. My mom and I just smiled and sang the second bit of the song, then praised my brother for tasting it.

I encourage all parents to get your children to watch Yo Gabba Gabba. It is an exceptional programme! Well done Yo Gabba Gabba … Thumbs Up!! =)

World with No Internet: IMPOSSIBLE!

2009-07-14T19:43:00.000-07:00

Imagine going to the computer just to use Microsoft to type up an essay; with a huge text book by your side as you reference. There are always PC encyclopaedias but they cost money! Though even if school labour would be harder and everything else that helps you on the internet would be gone (NOOOO, I’m a daily Googler of myself!!!!); life on Earth would be more pleasant in a way.

You would have to endure more communication with people around you in your home; unlike strangers on the internet who live across the world from you. No Internet would mean = No Instant Messaging, No Electronic Mail, No Social Websites (Facebook, Myspace, Twiiter), No Educational Websites (NOOOOOO not the educational websites too), No Google, No YouTube, No illegal-but-free stuff, No Music Tracks Recognition and worst of ALL is no BLOGS!

The thing is our ancestors like Albert Einstein didn’t have Google to help him figure the speed of light. The world is becoming way too much dependent on this Morse code thingy-ma-bob! I really do miss going to the library to look for a nice simple textbook to help me out in school work.

Imagine that the next century’s children are literally walking in the internet; interacting with people virtually by talking and feeling sensors through the internet (Just made that up… any scientists reading? If so that’s copyright if I’m the first …I’m probably not; I am so creative!).

The one of the many intentions of the internet was to communicate with unreachable people faster than mail. Though the phone was already invented! Couldn’t you call the person? Now people are taking advantage of this; and are communicating with people in different countries (Even If they do not know the person)!

The world was coping fine with no cyber-marriages … well some people are just turned on when they see you going “ : )” at the end of every sentence!

Yeah well; someday I will kill the internet … until then keep on reading my blogs!

The ‘Anti’ Phase of my life...Am I really a bi*ch?

2009-07-14T19:39:00.000-07:00

Well at the moment I’m sitting in my bed, eating M&M’s (they’re ‘Mix Ups’ if you were curious … you know … the green packet -_-) and staring at this blank Word Document (I write my blogs before hand so I don't use the internet up). What I was actually doing was trying to think of something priceless to blog about. I immediately came across the thought of Anti Twitter, Anti-Fred (the YouTube weirdo), Anti-Twilight, Anti-MTV, Anti-Lime Wire and Anti-Disney (Hannah Montana, Jonas Bros.). As I was philosophizing to myself about which subject I should blog on; I grasped at the thought of me being a complete bum because I was being ‘Anti’ of about everything my friends enjoyed.

Come to think about it; my bestie and I have been ‘anti’ particular girls at my school at the moment. (*Coughs* every girl in my class except for one girl and ourselves … we’re anti something about every girl) Am I the bi*ch who thinks everyone is a bi*ch? I don’t even know if my bestie is truly ‘anti’ at the people I am anti at … maybe she’s been spreading the word that I’m just a snitch; has she? Would she? Although I doubt my forever promised bestie; I should know better since she’s been telling me some other girls that she is ‘anti’ at.

The reason I am ‘anti’ particular girls is because they’re either effing up themselves or they’re effing up themselves! I must say that is well said! When I say they’re effing up themselves; I mean they’re short tempered and do anything to be in the popular crowd. This is then broken down to them making fun of us (e.g. my favourite color is orange … their reaction: I hate orange! In a bi*tchy voice and starts laughing with her fellow ‘friends’ [this actually did happen and I’m ‘anti’ that chick])

I once saw a picture saying ‘jealously is what makes a bi*ch talk’ … I cracked up at that. The thing is, I’m not jealous of these girls (Scouts Promise [Don’t even know what it is]) For your information I know every person’s flaws in an instinct (*cough cough* at least a day with the person); both physical and mentally. Meaning I wouldn’t give a tree if they offended me. Why I become ‘anti’ is simply because they did an idiotic thing repetitively which is interrupting my life and I want to block the person out of my life. (Yeah, for the record I won’t go out at night with my broomstick to the antiee [I’m the antier duh!] and beat the hell out of her … d r e a m s )

Even though I am anti many girls I do not react to them as if I want to kill them; I keep my mouth shut and try to endure their presence. As the bible says ‘love your enemies’ [Can’t remember its reference] so I am l… l… loving my enemies. This does require an awful amount of skill … so you could say I’m skilled!

So I’m going through this teenage-like phrase … everyone has gone through it right? Am I still really a bi*ch? *brings fists out*

Criticizing Michael Jackson even until he's 'gone'

2009-07-08T22:02:00.000-07:00

Since I was a bub in my mother's belly I have heard Jackson's music. I understand how the press/paparazzi would be attacking him; but seriously why continue even though he has just had a tragic death.

I bet you every person in the world, would know who Michael Jackson was. I literally woke up to Michael's death. I usually have the radio as my alarm clock, the first thing I heard was 'Michael stopped breathing whilst in the Ambulance'. I thought it was only just a minor accident; not true death. What I thought was; that Michael started breathing again.

My mother was grieving for Michael; I was shocked and just couldn't believe it! My family just bought Michael's albums; and I was planning to go to Michael's concerts in England.

How can the King of Pop die on us?

Two days later after Michael's death I buy the newspaper; with Michael on the front page. I was expecting the sympathetic side of the press but no! Instead of pointing out his triumphs through music; they show the world that he was nothing to bother about!

I obviously didn't take it that way was since I believe Michael is a completely innocent man; and if he is guilty should be forgiven! Why is it so hard to forgive celebrities; they are just normal people like me and you!

Would the press react to Britney's or Madonna's death by picking out all their flaws? If they would; I would be very disappointed with the press. It should be about tribute and how the person changed our present society.

Michael is a legend and has influenced the music industry.

In time every singer has to die without their music; but the world was just not ready for Michael to leave.

Michael is the Picasso of Music, King of Pop

Michael truly rest in peace...

BEWARE: Too Friendly Shop Assistance!

2009-07-08T22:00:00.000-07:00

I’m guessing you opened up this blog because the title attracted you here for the wrong reason ( I know you really opened this up because you probably thought this is one of those depressing recounts of that incredibly cute shop assistant that keeps eyeing you from the shop and ends up asking you if they can assist you in anything; then you reply ‘Oh nothing, just looking’ Well I arrogantly apologise, because this no blog on any romantic side of me; the title truly contains no romantic innuendo!)

Now I may tell you the story of this way too friendly shop assistant while I was on a short holiday, just north of where I live [Not that it really matters to you].

It was Friday and I was reluctantly told several times to pack my bag light and ready before we left home. As per usual I ignored the valuable advice given and ended up packing at last minute; this led to me stuffing whatever I thought was generously attractive and comfortable into my bag [This is quite a hard duty, have you tried doing this recently? I advice you dodge confronting it]. At the time it was rainy and cold, (which would be a total waste going to the place we were going to holiday at since, it was a place for summer laughs and swimming) so I packed my long skinny jeans, thick jumpers and long sleeved shirts. My brainy brain told me that I would be wasting my bag space if I packed bathers in the kind of cold weather.

I was proved wrong when we ended up at our destination; turned out that everyone else had intelligently brought their bathers; because somehow the weather was fineand beautiful!! So I silently did not say a word about my dramatic error; that was until my 4-year-old brother started crying about going to swim in the deep blue, freezing, unheated, cold pool! Everyone in the family did not want to endure such mental pain of entering the freezing waters of chlorinated pool waters; so frantically I was voted out to go swimming. Sadly almost immediately I blurted out that I forgot my bathers! My parents both looked at me and said I was to wear my Mom’s jumbo sized bathers; and go and look after my brother! After this perfectly avoidable incident I greeted in my holiday; I secretly made a private promise to myself to 1) Never ever forget my bathers again and 2) Never ever to go swimming this holiday again!

Tragically my second private promise was broken the very next day! In the morning which was precisely too early for me to wake up at; we were off to the reef to do some snorkelling and swimming there. I was quite happy watching everybody having fun swimming in the cool, crystal clear sea while I was stuck in my skinny jeans [I truly didn’t mind having to tolerate such high level of fun-ness without me participating in it].

Mom suggested to my Dad that we go buy some bathers for me. I politely disagreed; but Dad was already heading towards to the mini shopping centre. There I was in a position I hated most: Going to the Shops with Dad! [Dad was certainly not a fan of not shopping for himself or people who did not concern him of any superior value.] Wequickly walked [quickly is bold because Dad also does not like to waste his priceless time] into the specialty bathers shop [the worst place to buy bathers that are cheap…trust me] I picked up a rashie (You know those bathers that are usually worn for extra swimming sun protection) , board shorts and a pair of lime green bikinis. Turns out when I reached the counter that I was really rushing since I picked 2 sizes smaller than my size. The shop assistant asked me if it was my size; showing me the tag, I flinched and said ‘Oh heh nah that’s not my size’ so the woman suddenly walked and looked for my size in the lime green bikinis. None were left; so she looked for the type I wanted but in a different colour. That supposedly took a million years until she walked outside to look at the rack outside. My mom walked in picked up a pair of bikinis on special and told me to get it. I agreed in motion but the shop assistant called me over to look at the EXPENSIVE pair she had found that was only 30% off in price. I was just about to tell the lady that I wanted the super cheap bathers but she just picked up the EXPENSIVE pair and walked to the counter.

It ended up as the price of being over $200AUS which took one hour to buy! I do dislike myself for not being my loud self and reject the EXPENSIVE pair. Aw well next time aye?

If only the shop had a ‘BEWARE: Too Friendly Assistance’ sign I would of never of set foot in the revolting prices shop.

That’s just another misfortune of my life…Arrivederci! [Italian for ‘Till later’]

Michael Jackson Memorial-My Review

2009-07-08T21:25:00.000-07:00

Last night or my I say early this morning [Wednesday 8^th of July … For you Americans etc it was Tuesday] circa 12:36am I switched on my television early since I was told from past interviews here in Australia that the memorial was going to be broadcasted live at 3:00am, Wednesday 8^th of July; so as I flitched through the channels I realised all of the channels were already broadcasting from the stadium in Los Angeles. My immediate thought they were just doing the early starting of people walking into the stadium … but NO! They were showing the last few people still trying to get in to the stadium; one of the two commentators said that

“Yes we are about to start; they keep leaving the doors open!” (This just made me realise that the 3:00am was said for EST! I am not EST unfortunately)

I was just appalled that the television people lied to me and many others! I now thank the door closers for letting some extra people in; without the door closers I wouldn’t have been able to witness a very important memorial; for the historical Michael Jackson!

When I first saw the ‘In the Loving Memory of Michael Jackson’ I started to quietly burst into tears steaming down my cheeks. I couldn’t believe how emotional that I have grown towards Michael. I sat there on my couch with the heater on, fully equipped with my lollies, banana and apple. (The food was substitute for my recent quit of coffee! Oh and I wasn’t aiming on taking any sleeping pills)

The speeches I must admit were more emotional than the songs; I cried mostly when people mentioned that Michael was always so kind and childlike and he wanted to change the world.

Some of the artists that performed at the memorial were Usher, Stevie Wonder and I do believe it was an Australian Guitarist.

What I thought was exceptional work by the Jackson’s was letting some charities have tickets, fans to enter stadium free and how each speech giver was hugged when they were about to be seated. I am very impressed; since I know they acted upon what they thought Michael would want.

I was not surprised that Michael’s family received a letter of condolences from Nelson Mandela and Barack Obama. That just truly showed how significant Michael Jackson was to America and the world. He does deserve that kind of respect; even from these high regarded people.

The closing of the memorial was two songs being sung ‘We Are the World’ and ‘Heal the World’. To hear these songs sung in regards of Michael my eyes were watering; but for Michael I held my head high and smiled.

What was good about this memorial is that it was still realistic for a memorial because speech givers still mentioned the eternal life with God; and most importantly mentioned God.

Michael is the GREATEST artist and WILL be remembered …

Who would read a blog?

2009-03-11T00:44:00.000-07:00

Who in the world reads a blog?

Okay, being an ordinary everyday computer…I mean internet user I hardly care about reading other peoples blogs! All my friends around my age never seem to bother about it; all they care about is socializing with their mates! Eh well that’s fine with me, but everyday I seem to feel like I’m drifting more a part from the similarities of my friends and I.

Hmm… My life I have never read a blog; so this blog should be named who has tired to click on someone’s blog. I’ve heard that the paparazzi is into reading ‘FAMOUS’ peoples blogs. I think you have to be a legendary kind of person…damnit exactly what I am NOT!!

Hahahaha I just read the spelling corrections for the word ‘damnit’ and its first spelling option was ‘dam nit’! Wow talk about intelligent computers
Uh… What kind of people read a blog…? A smarty pants freak…or a skate dude person-ma-bob.

Well obviously not my kind; I don’t even think you’d be able to categorize me in anything ‘nice’. (Emphasizing ‘nice’ just to let all you intelligent people know!)
To tell the truth I bet you no one would even bother to open this blog up! Oh man, this is making me feel like someone in the world is actually going to bother! I can’t give my hopes up because every sentence I write makes me think that someone will think ‘Oh this looks like a blog I should read I should just open it and read just a tiny bit’

Great now blogs are depressing! I guess when someone reads something you wrote all by your self; you feel like a beautiful model in a retail store advert!
As you can see I get very side-tracked and start to babble on about non-sensical* things that you really don’t want to hear about; because you saw the title of the blog and that was all that you wanted to read about…(BREATHE)

ARGH! The odds of someone reading this and then commenting on this are lowering every word I am typing now! I am sorry if you don’t like what I am talking…ah hum…I mean blogging about. If you think I am just a joke with what I blog on; then why don’t you send me a message saying ‘Who in the world reads a blog’ SUCKS a baboons hand^! No really don’t, you can if you want but I’ll probably reply saying ‘you know what; you kinda look like a baboon…all your features are just right. I think you belong in the Zoo!’ CRACK UP! Come on, I reckon that was a great come-back! No, right? come-backs (a.k.a. CB’s) are not my talent so, live with it!

Well this just wraps it up! Errrmm…woops I didn’t even stick to what I was meant to be blogging about. Oh well, that’s alright you humans can figure it out by yourself.

*Non-Sensical- The scientific way of saying non-sense
^Baboons hand-I’m sure younglings wouldn’t appreciate my weirdness so I put hand. (Mature people you knew what I meant aye?)